Dearest Live TV Pause Button,
Thank you so much for existing. I can't even begin to express my gratitude to the increase in peace and harmony you have brought to our small family. Now, when it is time for meals, I no longer hear, "but I love this show, Mom! Can't we just finish it?" Also, you are very useful for when I need to take a call. I can talk with my friends and acquaintances and not miss the newscast/movie/sci-fi nerd flick I am watching.
In short, thank you for letting us do more things without excluding the all-powerful and wonderful Boob Tube.
Sincerely,
Nomes
